1 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,095 Ah. 2 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,164 ♪ We are troubadours One, two, three ♪ 3 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,399 ♪ Why did my lady Send for we? ♪ 4 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,501 Poor Princess Elaine is brokenhearted. 5 00:00:58,525 --> 00:00:59,736 You must cheer her up. 6 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,704 Fear not, we'll have her splitting her sides. 7 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,774 Indeed. East Side, West Side, front side and back again. 8 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,003 Hey, recede and proceed. Come. 9 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,987 Ah. 10 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:18,121 ♪ Good morn to thee Fair princess ♪ 11 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,445 ♪ Weep not or you'll Get bags ♪ 12 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,261 ♪ We hope to bring Thee laughter ♪ 13 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,751 ♪ With buffoonery and gags ♪ 14 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:30,333 Ah. 15 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,202 Ah, fair princess. 16 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,537 Wherefore art thou, fair princess? 17 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:35,705 Here I art, Art. 18 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,507 What will thou with me? 19 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,531 Tee-hee-hee. 20 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,045 I wilt, my beautiful flower. 21 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,046 Boy, are you ugly. 22 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:44,247 Quiet. Oh, yes. 23 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,449 For thy father has promised me thy hand in marriage. 24 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,418 Oh, no. I love another. 25 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:52,289 Oh, weep not. 26 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:55,325 Unhand my lass, you brazen ass. 27 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,727 Begone, you scrabble-head. 28 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,062 She is promised to me. 29 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,055 I am bursting with tears. 30 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,405 Thou art a wet weeper. 31 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,429 Pardon me. 32 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:25,555 Ah-ha, your tears will avail you nothing, my proud beauty. 33 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,390 You'll still be mine. 34 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,093 Stop it. Stop it. 35 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,761 I can't understand it. 36 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,463 This routine killed them in Cucamonga. 37 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,497 Yeah. 38 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,066 Hey, come on. 39 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:37,834 We're sorry, Your Highness, we... 40 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,636 Unfortunately, your play has voiced the exact predicament 41 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,072 of the princess. 42 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:45,008 My father, the king, has pledged my hand to the Black Prince. 43 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,010 But I love Cedric, the village smithy. 44 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,445 Oh, if you could but help me. 45 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,745 We will indeed, fair princess, 46 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:52,115 but where can we find Cedric, this village blacksmith? 47 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,517 Under the spreading chestnut tree, 48 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,386 around the corner by the pawnshop 49 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,888 at Pittsfield and Tonsilvania. 50 00:02:58,912 --> 00:02:59,990 Oh, fear not. 51 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:02,014 You will be in his arms ere morning. 52 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,497 Ooh! Ooh! 53 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,599 Why, you iron-head. 54 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,567 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 55 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:14,971 Moe, Larry, get this thing off me, will you? 56 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,873 Hey, what's going on here? 57 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,042 Get off of me. Moe. Larry. 58 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,144 Get this guy off of me, will you? 59 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,480 There. There we are. Get me out of this tin can. 60 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,048 I feel like a sardine. 61 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,116 All right. 62 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,117 Wait a minute. 63 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,218 Let us not linger. 64 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,886 The blacksmith can help us out of this. 65 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,421 Right. If I only had a can opener. 66 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,655 Come on, this way. 67 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,357 If I had a can opener, I'd open your head. 68 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,847 Come over here and hold still. 69 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,031 This is really caught. 70 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,187 Loosen it up. 71 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,670 If you weren't so dumb, this never would have happened. 72 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,005 Fine thing. 73 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,673 Oh, oh, oh. 74 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,542 Hey, you... 75 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,411 Hold that. 76 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:55,778 Oh! Oh! 77 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,780 Now we'll have to bust you out of that hardware. 78 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:58,804 Bend over there. 79 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,617 Now, hold still. 80 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:02,652 Oh! 81 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:03,886 Oh, oh, oh! 82 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,155 Always clowning around. 83 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,822 Out of my way, will you? 84 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:08,258 Bend over there. 85 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:10,993 Stand where you are. 86 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,795 Oh. Oh. I can't. Are you kidding? 87 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,697 Which one of you is Cedric the blacksmith? 88 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:15,932 Not me. 89 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,434 We're three troubadours on the way 90 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,601 to the court of King Arthur. 91 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:19,602 Troubadours? Yeah. 92 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,171 Singing, dancing, like this: 93 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:23,306 a-one, a-two, a-three: 94 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:27,377 ♪ So we stuck our little Tootsies in the water ♪ 95 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,579 ♪ And we ducked under The waves, we did ♪ 96 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,846 ♪ Ha-ha ♪ 97 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,847 Oh! 98 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:33,349 That hurt. 99 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:38,821 If you see Cedric, the smith, 100 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,623 report the news to the Black Prince 101 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,024 and you'll be well rewarded. 102 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:44,408 He has sworn to have Cedric's head. 103 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,329 What does he want Cedric's head for? 104 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,430 Ain't he got one of his own? 105 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,432 You dope, two heads are better than one. 106 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,467 Two heads... 107 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,768 Get out. You idiots. 108 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,870 They're gonna give him a haircut down to here. 109 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:55,972 I'd hate to be in his shoes. 110 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,474 I'd hate to be in his collar. 111 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:58,741 I'd hate to be him. 112 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,377 I still don't understand why he wants to kill Cedric. 113 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,945 I'll tell you why. 114 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,815 Because, I, Cedric, dare to love the fair Princess Elaine. 115 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:06,882 That's Cedric. 116 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,784 Hey, Cedric, you got nothing to worry about. 117 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,386 We got a plan for tonight. 118 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,589 Ah, you are indeed my benefactors. 119 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,390 I don't know how to thank you. 120 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,292 Oh... 121 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,427 How can I thank you? 122 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,295 - Oh, not again. - It's all right. 123 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,497 Now, here's the plan. 124 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,665 You and the three of us go into the palace grounds... 125 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:25,524 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 126 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:33,198 Ah, ah, ah. 127 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:39,249 Oh, Moe, I'll never be able to write underwater. Oh! 128 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:41,351 Take it easy, kid. All right, get him over there. 129 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,952 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Easy, now. 130 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,454 There. 131 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,680 Ah, ah, ah. How's that? 132 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:56,116 That's her window up there. 133 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:57,140 We'll get her out. 134 00:06:00,811 --> 00:06:05,491 ♪ Oh, Elaine, Elaine Come out, babe ♪ 135 00:06:05,515 --> 00:06:09,796 ♪ Take a look who's Standing here right here ♪ 136 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:14,567 ♪ The big boy is here We see the coast is clear ♪ 137 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:19,639 ♪ He wants to see you so Come out on your front porch ♪ 138 00:06:21,098 --> 00:06:23,342 "Balcony," you knot-head, ain't you got no romance? 139 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:25,211 I could have said veranda, but I said porch. 140 00:06:25,235 --> 00:06:26,235 Hey, nix. 141 00:06:45,022 --> 00:06:46,354 Oh-ho, a music lover. 142 00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:53,206 ♪ Oh, Elaine, come out Oh, please, come out ♪ 143 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:57,944 ♪ Time is short The guards are hanging about ♪ 144 00:06:57,968 --> 00:07:03,082 ♪ Your Cedric's here No kidding, Cedric's here ♪ 145 00:07:03,106 --> 00:07:08,888 ♪ I see, I see my darling Cedric standing there ♪ 146 00:07:08,912 --> 00:07:13,759 ♪ I know, I know that I will Soon be in his arms again ♪ 147 00:07:13,783 --> 00:07:19,032 ♪ She knows, she knows that she Will soon be in his arms again ♪ 148 00:07:19,056 --> 00:07:21,267 ♪ Flee, but flee ♪ 149 00:07:21,291 --> 00:07:27,406 ♪ The Black Prince Is lurking near ♪ 150 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:32,912 ♪ I will raise the shade ♪ 151 00:07:32,936 --> 00:07:36,983 ♪ The lovely shade ♪ 152 00:07:37,007 --> 00:07:41,520 ♪ When the coast is clear ♪ 153 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:45,058 ♪ She will raise the shade When the coast is clear ♪ 154 00:07:45,082 --> 00:07:48,995 ♪ She will raise the shade When the coast is clear ♪ 155 00:07:49,019 --> 00:07:53,466 ♪ She will raise the... Oh, oh... ♪ 156 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:55,501 Uh-oh. The Black Prince. 157 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,140 Call out the guards. To arms! 158 00:08:00,964 --> 00:08:02,208 I heard you shout. What is it? 159 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,410 Your Majesty, Cedric, the blacksmith, was below. 160 00:08:04,434 --> 00:08:06,946 So he dares to come here to the very palace. 161 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:08,147 Take the princess to my room. 162 00:08:08,171 --> 00:08:09,704 Father. Go. 163 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:13,586 She'll be more easily guarded there. 164 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,654 But Your Majesty, where will you sleep? 165 00:08:15,678 --> 00:08:17,523 Here, of course. 166 00:08:17,547 --> 00:08:18,880 Yes, sir. 167 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:28,201 This is a fine how-do-you-do. 168 00:08:28,225 --> 00:08:29,202 How do you do? 169 00:08:29,226 --> 00:08:30,306 Quiet. 170 00:08:33,964 --> 00:08:35,508 The signal. The coast is clear. 171 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:36,675 We can't get in the palace. 172 00:08:36,699 --> 00:08:38,477 They must have guards all over the place. 173 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:39,578 Well, then, let's go home. 174 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,614 Quiet. I got an idea. 175 00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:43,016 One of us can climb that trellis. 176 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,150 Yeah, one of us. 177 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:46,786 Yeah, that's a swell idea. One of... 178 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:48,487 Wait a minute, fellas, not me. Come on. 179 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:49,956 No, I get dizzy. I get dizzy, kid. 180 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:50,990 Go on, get up there. 181 00:08:51,014 --> 00:08:52,458 Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. 182 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:54,427 How do I know the babe won't scream her head off 183 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,129 when she sees me? I wouldn't blame her. 184 00:08:56,153 --> 00:08:57,630 We'll write her a note. Good idea. 185 00:08:57,654 --> 00:08:59,032 Throw some gravel up to wake her. 186 00:08:59,056 --> 00:09:01,467 Here's a rock. 187 00:09:01,491 --> 00:09:03,102 I'll tie the note to this rock Oh. Oh. 188 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,405 And throw it up there. Somebody threw some back at me. 189 00:09:05,429 --> 00:09:07,662 What'll I do? Get out of here. 190 00:09:14,838 --> 00:09:16,338 Out of the way. 191 00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:18,407 Oh! 192 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,761 Go on, now get up there. Go ahead. 193 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,363 Do as you're told... Hey, hey. 194 00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:32,432 Now, why don't you watch...? Ow! 195 00:09:32,456 --> 00:09:34,400 Look, raise your foot up to the next... 196 00:09:34,424 --> 00:09:36,157 Oh, I'll murder... 197 00:09:49,106 --> 00:09:50,483 Psst. Hey, kiddo, are you awake? 198 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,452 Yes. 199 00:09:52,476 --> 00:09:55,154 Me and my pals are on your side, so don't you worry 200 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,822 your pretty little head about Cedric. 201 00:09:56,846 --> 00:10:00,026 The king ain't gonna push us around, no, sir. 202 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,727 Say, how come a nice kid like you 203 00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:03,662 has such an old sourpuss for a pappy? 204 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,298 Uh-oh. 205 00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:07,967 The guard awaits your orders, sire. 206 00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:09,711 Good. Send them in. 207 00:10:18,402 --> 00:10:21,381 I'll get you, you no-good... 208 00:10:25,075 --> 00:10:27,320 Help, help, help! 209 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,612 Hey, I'm slipping! Oh...! 210 00:10:34,251 --> 00:10:35,451 Get him up. 211 00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:38,431 Someone will pay for this. 212 00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:40,433 It's the king! Scram! 213 00:10:40,457 --> 00:10:42,268 Guards! Guards! 214 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:44,570 Hey, guards! 215 00:10:44,594 --> 00:10:47,262 Take him away! 216 00:11:25,202 --> 00:11:26,479 You understand, Sir Satchel, 217 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:28,347 once Elaine and I are wed, the king must die. 218 00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:29,715 Yes, Your Highness. 219 00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:31,317 You have instructed your assassins? 220 00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:33,018 I have. Good. 221 00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:34,253 Pay them handsomely. 222 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,422 In a few hours, if they strike well, 223 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,647 I shall be king and you will be the richest man in all England. 224 00:11:57,234 --> 00:11:59,734 Why you... You started that. 225 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,218 A oy. Hit him with the left. 226 00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:07,620 Hit him right in the right. Whoo-hoo, what an uppercut. 227 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,745 Oh, boy, another left, another right. Oh. 228 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,582 Come on in here. 229 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,098 Looks like dirty work. 230 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:21,700 Poor Larry, he got two of them before they got him. 231 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:23,603 Maybe they give him the big haircut already. 232 00:12:23,627 --> 00:12:24,970 You know: 233 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,340 If we could only bring him back, I'd never hit him again. 234 00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:29,041 No kidding? 235 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,109 Get out of here. Hey... 236 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,344 Shh. Shut up and listen. 237 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:33,012 You know that Black Prince character? 238 00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:34,780 The guy that tried to kill our pal Cedric? 239 00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:35,814 Yes. 240 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,216 He's gonna kill the king. No. 241 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,917 Yes, but we'll spoil his little racket. 242 00:12:38,941 --> 00:12:41,086 How? I don't know. But we... 243 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,255 I got a plan. 244 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:44,719 Quick, get into these steel step-ins. 245 00:13:01,798 --> 00:13:04,343 Psst, psst, psst. 246 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,811 They've got Cedric in the dungeon 247 00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:07,913 and we... Somebody's coming. Come on. 248 00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:09,036 Hurry up. 249 00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:16,222 Everything in readiness? 250 00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,491 I have done as you ordered, Your Highness. 251 00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:20,593 When the guards hear the fanfare of the trumpets, 252 00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:21,661 Cedric's head will fall. 253 00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:22,928 Good. Good. 254 00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:24,830 And when the trumpets sound the second time, 255 00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:27,255 you shall strike the king down. 256 00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:33,673 We must act quickly to stop them. 257 00:13:33,697 --> 00:13:34,697 Come on. 258 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,444 Knights and ladies, 259 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,379 I have glad news for you: 260 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,215 Elaine is to be wed. 261 00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:45,273 Let the trumpets sound. 262 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,777 Load those trumpets so they can't blow. 263 00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,013 Play. 264 00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:14,079 Sound those trumpets! 265 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,182 Blow them, I say! 266 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,887 Ooh! Ooh! 267 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,714 Hey, load them up again. Don't eat them. 268 00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:31,063 They've foiled us, 269 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,065 but we shall strike the king down nonetheless. 270 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,066 Then I shall... 271 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,334 Sound those trumpets. 272 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:37,992 Sire. 273 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,276 Come on. 274 00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:47,713 Why you... 275 00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:49,604 Assassins take them away. 276 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,451 Cedric. 277 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,119 Cedric, darling. Oh, Elaine. 278 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,488 He saved your life, Father. 279 00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:57,323 Grant us permission to wed, sire. 280 00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:58,324 What? 281 00:14:58,348 --> 00:14:59,792 My daughter marry a smith? 282 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,262 Take it easy, king, millions of women marry Smiths. 283 00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:04,797 Right. 284 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,565 We'll have a wedding after all. 285 00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,233 Sound the trumpets. 286 00:15:15,198 --> 00:15:16,809 Fruit salad. What do you know?